New Yorkers are paying 4 grand for a tiny apartment, but the Big Apple has a swanky new shelter for illegal "single adult men" with flatscreens and Xboxes!
· Oct 20, 2022 · NottheBee.com

Illegal aliens in New York are being treated better than anyone else in the city and their housing is honestly better than your average apartment in New York.

Check this out:

This isn't a swanky retreat center, this is how New York City is dealing with housing the illegal aliens sent there by Greg Abbott and Ron DeSantis.

There are couches, TVs, Xboxes, and free South American cuisine.

Honestly, where can I sign up to be an illegal alien in NYC? This is awesome. Just imagine how many more aliens are gonna be incentivized to cross the border by that sweet deal.

I mean, there's FREE TACOS!

If you're a single adult man, you're gonna come to this facility starting tomorrow.

First off, how dare he assume someone's gender?!

Second, I was told these are just poor families coming across the border, not single adult men.

The bottom line is, it's working. New York is being overwhelmed by just a fraction of the migrants that border states deal with daily, so if they're gonna give 'em Xboxes, I say border-state governors keep busing them there. Every. Single. Day.

They'll learn their lesson sooner or later.

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