Now would be a good time to invest in millstones.
Parenting magazine: Should you bring your children to a place where grown men walk around naked and/or display their favorite sexual fetishes to practice with other men?
Translation: Prep your kids – groom them, if you will, to prepare them for the shock of naked men pretending to be puppies with leather straps.
They are coming for the kids, and this is the hill I'm gonna die on.
…The giant, defensible, well-manned hill called the Fortress of Helm's Touch-My-Kid-And-You'll-Be-Six-Feet-Deep.
We're gonna need a lot more millstones.
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