[Warning: Graphic video]

NOTHING TO SEE HERE, FOLKS. NOTHING AT ALL. PLEASE MOVE ALONG.

Oh, that? Oh, that is just a 12-year-old white kid dancing on a sidewalk to some hip-hop. Charming!

The guy that jumps out of the car? Oh, it appears that is just a large black man exiting his vehicle completely unprovoked after spotting the white child, and sneaking up behind him, giddily tip-toeing up to his back before crow-hopping and sucker-punching the kid with a full-power haymaker to the face.

I can't be that, though, or it would be all over the news haha!

SO NOTHING AT ALL TO SEE HERE, FOLKS! MOVE ALONG NOW!