🥊 A NYC fight club was broken up by the cops for not social distancing
· Nov 19, 2020 · NottheBee.com

Okay, somebody broke rule number one.

New York City sheriffs broke up a 200-person fight club last week. The group calls itself "Rumble in the Bronx" (which incidentally is the greatest Jackie Chan movie of all time), and they host these kinds of illegal events all around the country.

In addition to fighting, the scrappy bunch were found serving alcohol without a liquor license and, worst of all, NOT SOCIALLY DISTANCING.

Social distancing is the new rule number one of Fight Club.

Here's what the sheriff's office said in a statement,

"Patrons were also observed drinking alcohol, smoking, hookah, and not wearing face coverings while failing to social distance."

I mean, it's pretty hard to socially distance when you're pummeling someone in the face. But okay, officer, we'll put masks on.

The party was broken up just before midnight on Saturday. So hopefully everyone was able to get home in time to get enough sleep before church the next morning.

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