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Oh cool, a squirrel has tested positive for the bubonic plague in Colorado

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Adam Ford

Jul 14, 2020

Thank you 2020, may I have another!

We've got corona, murder hornets, locust plagues, wildfires, economic shutdowns, 10 other things I'm forgetting ... and now black death squirrels.

That's right, a squirrel in Colorado has tested positive for the blinkin bubonic plague. Pure 2020.

What's next? Flying, people-hunting crocodile-gorillas? Knife rain? Freshwater great whites? Moderate Democrats?


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