Oklahoma is considering creating a Bigfoot hunting season and I'm ready to lock 'n load.
· Jan 22, 2021 · NottheBee.com

It's about time that illusive skunk ape got his comeuppance!

Rep. Justin Humphrey has introduced a bill that would create an official Bigfoot hunting season. Humphrey's district in southeast Oklahoma includes the heavily wooded Ouachita Mountains, where they already have a Bigfoot festival there every year and the hope is that these hunting licenses would help increase tourism.

"Establishing an actual hunting season and issuing licenses for people who want to hunt Bigfoot will just draw more people to our already beautiful part of the state," Humphrey said in a statement.

Unfortunately, the bill would only allow trapping—an undeserved mercy for the Sasquatch, in my opinion—but Humphrey is also trying to secure $25,000 to be paid out as a bounty.

Obviously, the whole thing's a stunt. But still... what if he's really out there 👀😳

I could finally get revenge and snag 25 large... 🤔

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