A couple was having a nice picnic lunch at a park in San Diego when an elderly woman reportedly named Cruella de Vil (unconfirmed) decided to start blasting pepper spray into their faces because they were not wearing masks outside while eating.

I have so many questions.

😷 Are we now just straight-up macing people if they don't have a mask on?

😷 Just how firm is this elderly woman's grasp on reality?

😷 What is the proper level of self-defense one may engage in when being maced by an old woman?

😷 Why is the wife screaming horrendously as though her husband were being executed by the Sinaloa Cartel and not getting pepper-sprayed by a 90-year-old woman with a small dog?

Be safe out there, folks. This vigilante is still on the loose.