Spoiler alert: The OnlyFans model is not a Christian.

Nita Marie, a Christian OnlyFans model, said she's "asked God" several times if she "should continue stripping off" and the answer every time comes back an affirmative.

"I asked God if I should continue stripping off and the answer was always yes," the 45-year-old model, with 953,000 followers, explained to Jam Press. The comments were noted by the New York Post in a piece published Wednesday.

Oh, okay. God told her so.

Man am I tired of the American "pocket Jesus" religion.

Let's compare two quotes.

First, the direct words of Jesus in Matthew 5.

"Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. For truly, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass from the Law until all is accomplished."

Now, for Nita Marie.

"That experience helped me seek out Christianity and I built a relationship with Christ on a personal level, rather than one filled with doctrine written by men thousands of years ago."

Hmm. Those two things seem to be in contradiction.

Let's go back to what Marie said specifically about how God wants her her to sexually entice strange men.

"I asked God if I should continue stripping off and the answer was always yes."

Now let's turn back to Jesus again for some insight to see if He would say such a thing.

But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

But when Jesus taught that Grace fulfills the Law by forgiving the woman caught in adultery, he told her to set up an OnlyFans account, right?

Neither do I condemn you; go, and from now on sin no more.

Or y'know, one of the 10 Commandments:

You shall not covet your neighbor's wife.

Yikes. Even a simple Google search would seem to contradict her claim that Jesus is giving her the thumbs up to get naked on camera, so what "god" is she listening to, anyway?

"I want to let women and men know that there's nothing wrong with embracing their sexuality and being religious," she added.

The Bible agrees (you know, since God created sex), but there's one little caveat that this OnlyFans model is missing. I'll let the author of Hebrews explain:

Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous.

It's sad that all of this needs to be pointed out these days.

Marie is publishing a book on being "Christian" and a porn model in 2022 because of course she is. Sadly, I think it will sell a lot of copies.

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