They'll tell you these special new shoes are for Joe Biden's peripheral neuropathy, a weakness and numbness in his feet caused by nerve damage, but we all know why his handlers would equip the grandpa-in-chief with a pair of special performance shoes.
Yup, our elderly president falls quite often, and now he's got some new shoes to help him out with that.
President Biden's newest shoes have opened up renewed debate about his health and physical condition, with some speculating they were designed to prevent the president from falling โฆ
Observers have likened the shoes to "boat anchors" and "piers," but the "Inside Edition" report โฆ revealed that the president's new shoes are actually "lifestyle sneakers" that are made by the shoe brand Hoka.
And you can guess what kind of reporting we're gonna get from Inside Edition concerning these sneakers, can't you?
It's exactly what you'd expect:
The media every time they get to talk about Joe Biden's health:
At least he admitted the president "does have a history of stumbling."
Yeah, that's why he's wearing the boat anchors, dude!
Here's the new kicks in case you're an elderly person who needs some stability in your life:
Sorry, I had to ๐
Here's the real ones:
Special shoes for a special president.
We are the laughingstock of the world, folks.
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