On this week's episode of "Woke Church Doing Woke Things," a female "pastor" bravely and stunningly announced that Jesus was autistic.
(Somewhere in my brain, several neurons just filed for early retirement upon typing this sentence.)
She (I think she's a she?) claims that since Jesus had "God in his brain," there was no way he could have had a "neurotypical experience." If that sentence makes no sense to you, congratulations — you're probably still sane.
She (though, to be fair, the evidence that she's actually a "she" remains inconclusive) claims there are several moments in Jesus' life that reveal his so-called "autistic code." Yes, apparently that's a thing now.
You know, like that time he stayed behind at the temple for three days and his parents found him there — and he was like, "Obviously you knew where I'd be." You guessed it — ✨autistic code✨.
Or when he'd preach for days on end and then ‘suddenly remember' — oh right, people need food. Another solid entry in the "autistic code," apparently.
Honestly, based on the evidence presented, the only person we can confidently diagnose as autistic is this "pastor."
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