Queen Nancy Pelosi was outed yesterday for visiting a San Francisco salon for a "wash and a blow-out," despite the fact that the salon is closed to the public due to the 'rona and has been since March.

On top of that, Her Majesty decided she would sashay around the building without a mask on, video shows.

Today Pelosi admitted to reporters she did, indeed, go to the salon. Then Her Highness offered these words:

"The salon owes me an apology for setting me up."

More of her quote for context:

"I take responsibility for trusting the word of the neighborhood salon that I have been to many times. When they said they could accommodate people one at a time, and we can set up that time, I trusted that. As it turns out, it was a set up. So I take responsibility for falling for a set up. The salon owes me an apology for setting me up."

Can't make it up, folks.