Somehow, against all odds, Dr. Fauci (May He Live Forever) has united radical PETA activists and conservative big-game hunters across the land.

With calls for his arrest, that is:

Look at that! It's the senior VP of PETA on the show of freakin' Tucker Carlson!

What is happening??

And yeah, the experiments are pretty brutal:

[Warning: Graphic video of puppy torture]

Yes, that is the Sarah McLachlan song, "Angel." Don't animal rights activists have any other song in the last 20 years to use for their videos???

Anyway, we'll have to see if this is enough to topple the evil Bond villain who is paid the highest public salary in our nation.

See, Fauci supports the leftists who, despite the media cries of evil conservatives, actually control 95% of our nation's institutions.

If grafting aborted baby scalps onto rats or making coronaviruses infectious to humans isn't enough to stop the mad doctor, I'm not certain puppy experiments are, either.