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"Piggy want a donut?" Insufferable neckbeard taunts cops while "pig fishing"

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Doc Holliday

Sep 15, 2020

Look at the poise these cops possess. I would've been sorely tempted to pull out my baton and whack that dweeb on the kneecaps.

If a cop had so much as touched that boy he would've curled up in the fetal position and started screaming "MEDIC! MMEEEEDDDDDIIIIIIIIICCCCCC!!!!"


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