"Never tell me the odds!" is a great Twitter follow. And this will be a great article. Your dopamine will be flowing by the time you reach the end of it. As the headline says, there are 17 Twitter videos embedded below, so give your WiFi a little grace if it takes a minute for the page to fully load. It'll be worth it. 😇

Bro had the Bacon Club Chalupa Combo Deluxe from Taco Bell and had to GO.

Dude...

Now that's how you fish!

Dude really impaled a fly on the ceiling with a blow dart!

That kid will tell his great-grandchildren about that.

I don't know why that one makes me so happy.

Dude! Literally, what are the odds??

It really gave it to him and then put it back. 😭

2 LITER COKE MISSILE INCOMIIIING!

Make sure you watched that one to the end. How does that even happen?

The backdraft! Or whatever it's called!

That thumbs up literally saved that dude's life.

LLLLLLIKE A GLOVE!

She was so confused she just froze lol.

I've been around the internet long enough to ALWAYS be on the lookout for rogue tires traveling at deathly rates of speed.

The Barry Sanders of bull running.

PAHAHAHAAAA!

What did I tell you? More dopamine. Your day is going better now. Glad I could be of service. 🦍🫡