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From KHOU 11:

The Harris County Precinct Four Constable's Office got a call around 8:15 p.m. about a brown cow wandering around the shoulder of the Hardy Toll Road at Northgate Crossing Boulevard near Spring.

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Eventually, the cow was lassoed in the grassy median and roped to a traffic sign near Riley Fuzzle Road while it waited to be picked up.

The cow was picked up just before 10:45 p.m.

Texas just does it different, ladies and gentlemen.

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