Please enjoy this viral vid of a Marine who flashbanged a porch pirate into orbit (the poor dude soiled himself) 😭

May 18th

Okay, so this video has been making the rounds and it made all of our staff giggle because, well, criminals getting blown up by retired Marines is just hilarious as heck.

Because there was a lot of swearing [read: A LOT] and because I love you, I painstakingly went through this insane clip frame by frame so that you could enjoy it without having to listen to every 4-letter word in the English language.

[Warning: Clown World Ahead]





It was so bad that he literally soiled himself!

And then, after getting hit with a literal flashbang, he didn't just run away (the heck?), but instead loitered around trying to make excuses before limping away to "get the package."

My goodness. I hope that dude thinks twice before nabbing another Amazon Prime delivery! Semper Fi!

We may live in clown world, but it's our clown world.

What a time to be alive!

P.S. Now check out our viral vid "How to speak Bidenese" 😁 👇

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