Holy crap. What a scrap. What a beautifully terrifying lightning-fast murder machine of an animal.

And what a video. The crisp audio. The white birds flying around in the background in the beginning like they're setting the stage for the battle. The sheer power of these brutes on display. The swagged-out Conor McGregor victory walk of the winner at the 2:35 mark. The way the loser slowly backs away and then DIPS with the quickness.

This video has it all, man. I hope you appreciated it as much as I did.

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