Police are (still) looking for this one-armed man who stabbed a family member over the TV remote
· Jan 27, 2025 · NottheBee.com

Here's a puzzle for you:

On the table is a remote control and a knife. Your fully insane, one-armed relative is sitting next to you, arguing about what to watch on television. Which item do you reach for?

If you said, "the remote," you made the same mistake some poor sap made in Bryans Road, Maryland.

In a January 10 incident, Cliffton Eugene Greenfield, 50, reportedly stabbed his relative in the head and neck for not relinquishing the remote control.

The victim was transported to a hospital by another relative and was treated for severe injuries. Greenfield fled before the police arrived.

An arrest warrant was obtained, and detectives have been searching for Greenfield; however, he has not been located. Greenfield is 6'0", weighs 220 pounds, and is missing his left arm.

Somehow, the one-armed dude has managed to evade police for several weeks.

Anyone with information is asked to contact Officer Wagner in the Warrant Unit at 301-861-7875. Tipsters who want to remain anonymous may contact Charles County Crime Solvers by calling 1-866-411-TIPS.

My question?

What TV show is worth murdering over?


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