Welcome to the Left Coast!

In Seattle, you can parade stark naked in front of children in the city's pride parade and you get nothing but praise and legal protection.

But if you leave tire marks on a pride flag painted on the road?

The Police Department in Kirkland, a suburb of Seattle, is on the hunt for a man in an SUV who did a burnout on a progress pride flag painted on a city street.

He desecrated a symbol of the state religion! You can't do that!

Have you forgotten what that flag stands for in Seattle?

The Kirkland police will proudly protect and serve their citizens who jiggle their genitals at kids and uphold the blasphemy laws that protect that group and their sacred symbols.

Sure, if this were an American flag it would be considered free speech. But there are some symbols that are truly sacred in our country.

At least we know where we are now.