After 10 whole days of fluffy, overweight Princeton students refusing to eat to protest Israel, they have finally called it quits and introduced "rotary hunger strikes."
Princeton Gaza Solidarity Encampment Update: Due to health concerns of the 13 strikers who fasted for 9 days, the first hunger strike wave ended, and the second wave has begun. In the tradition of rotary hunger strikes, Seven new strikers are indefinitely fasting for a free Palestine.
So it looks like a second round of strikers will be stepping in so the first wave can head over to the campus sub shop for a club sandwich.
What heroes!
The strike had already shown signs of waning when on day 2, students reported:
We are starving. We are physically exhausted. I'm quite literally shaking right now, as you can see. We are both cold and hot at the same time. We are all immunocompromised.
So far, it seems the students' heroic efforts are falling on deaf ears at the university.
On the bright side, they may have lost a few pounds of excess body weight they desperately needed to lose.
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