PROPHECY FULFILLED: We need eye bleach after Men's Health decided to go full Babylon Bee
ยท May 9, 2024 ยท NottheBee.com

For better or worse, the all-knowing mystic sages at the Babylon Bee have done it again:

Here's the satire, published back in 2020:

... aaaand the reality, published in 2024:

Feast your eyes on these titans of health and fitness.

In the article, "fitness trainer" Roy Belzer says:

My weight doesn't dictate my happiness anymore. It was a lot of work with self-love and valuing what my body could do over how my body looked. I see it as an opportunity to love myself.

It's an opportunity to love himself. And Lord knows, there's a lot of him to love.

Some reactions on social media:

Who else thinks Men's Health will be out of business soon?


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