On Friday, Instagram users began pointing out that they are following The White House account through no action of their own. This move can only be described as totally above-board and not fishy in any way.

If you take a quick scroll through some of the thousands of comments on the account's posts (which I encourage you to do for the entertainment value), you'll begin to notice that every few comments is one from a person saying "Who else is here by force?" These comments have thousands of likes.

Big Tech-Censorship is one thing, but Big Tech-Enforcement is another. Allie Stuckey chimed in, after hearing feedback from her followers:

We'll be eagerly watching our accounts to see who they strike next.

Instagram obviously has no totalitarian tendencies whatsoever.