"Oh no you guys, someone put a bunch of racist graffiti up in the dorm, let's go check it out, take some pictures, and start an outrageous conversation about how racist everyone is!"

"YEAH!"

Those, I imagine, were the cries of white liberal students at Albion College in Michigan last week when some racist graffiti was discovered on campus.

Because nothing excites a white lefty more than racism!

Here's what that graffiti looked like, by the way:

Oh man, that sure is racist...

And check this out: Albion College students did the right thing and held a campus boycott!

Nice!

But man, on a serious note, we really need to do something about racism in America.

Because this is getting a little out of control.

Oh, wait, hold on... My editor is telling me that this graffiti was put up by a black student?

No. No that can't be true.

Oh my.

Oh goodness I'm so sorry for this mistake. I really actually thought a white person did this. You know how racist white people can be...

Oh man, I'm so embarrassed right now. 😳

Well, speaking of embarrassed, let's check in on Albion College to see how embarrassed they are:

Oh wait.

They didn't even mention that the student was black.

That's weird.

They just went on and on about how racist this is and how we need to fix it.

It's almost as if they want people to continue thinking a white student did actually draw the graffiti after all.

And why not stick to that story?

Because racism is so in right now!