Rash of old ladies robbing banks continues ... This one was using a walker
· May 9, 2023 · NottheBee.com

It wasn't long ago that we reported on serial bank robber, Bonnie Gooch, holding up a bank at 78.

Now, there's another older woman in the news for bank robbery, 63-year old Cathy Lynn Hamilton, and she rode in using a four-legged walker to keep her steady.

When she got to the front of the line, Hamilton passed a New Orleans bank teller a note that read,

Your bank is being robbed; put money in bag or people are going to get hurt.

The teller put $500 in her bag, and Hamilton made her getaway... very, very slowly.

I know this part will come as a shock, but Hamilton didn't make it far before bank security apprehended her and detained her until police arrived.

Just like Bonnie Gooch, this wasn't Hamilton's first go at bank robbery. She tried to knock over another bank back in 2014.

(I smell a team up just waiting to happen.)

Move over Thelma and Louise, it's Cathy and Bonnie: Two best friends on an adventure, knocking off banks, being chased by police, eating pudding while driving into canyons.

Seriously though, what's going on with these old ladies robbing banks?

Are we entering the Japanese phase of population collapse where older people are so desperate for company and care, they're committing crimes?

Here's hoping we get things together in America before it comes to that.

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