Twitter user Carpe Donktum is mostly known for his trolling memes and short videos like this one of Nancy Pelosi doing a blindfolded Tide Pod taste test:
However, recently he posted a satirical trolling tweet, which really set off the Left because they took it seriously.
Here's the set up.
Carpe posted to Twitter, pretending to be a third grade teacher telling his class about Jesus, and he framed it using the same words that the trans-grooming teachers use to promote their religion.
As a 3rd grade teacher, I often talk about Jesus with my students, they are so excited to hear about my faith. They point to the cross on wall and ask me about the resurrection.
Some have gotten baptized in the sink, as long as they don't tell their parents. It's our secret.
I hope this doesn't get me fired, please don't share this to libs.
I want you guys to understand something, I am NOT grooming these young apostles, THEY COME TO ME and I follow their questions back to it's source These kids feel something is not right inside them and I help them to understand that Jesus is what they are missing in their life.
Guys, it is important that we keep these tweets away from people who would get me fired. PLEASE be very cautious who you share these with. DO NOT post links like this to prominent liberals. It puts my whole class in danger.
At the beginning of every year, I give each student a gospel of their own to read at school. For some of these kids, I was the first person they came out to as Christian. Even their parents don't know. A few of my students take communion here because their parents don't allow it.
One of my fondest memories from last year was when Taleb made his transformation from Islam to Christ. To celebrate his new identity we had a pizza party with his new favorite topping, Canadian bacon. Sometimes, I buy him a hotdog at lunch, since he can't have them at home.
I had no idea so many people would angry about me teaching 3rd graders about their spiritual identity and encouraging them to get a sect change. It boggles the mind.
A sect change! I love it!
Of course the Left didn't get that it was satire, and lost their collective minds.
This is EXTREMELY unconstitutional. This is a violation of THEIR RIGHTS. That you NEED TO KEEP IT A SECRET, means you know it's wrong. You do need to be fired.
He should be arrested for child abuse! #Groomers
"As long as they don't tell their parents." If I had a child at that school, I'd be planning a lawsuit.
And here I thought you people were all about having more parental involvement in education. I hear that constantly from "Christian"politicians. Does that not apply when you're doing things like religious indoctrination and secret baptisms?
And then there's the threats:
but it's the liberals that are indoctrinating kids, right??? I hope you get fired anyone wanna help find this douche's identity and employer??
I hope you're well-armed & your home address isn't listed in any public records.
You've got to love how not only do the Lefties miss the point, but their first response is that they need to hurt this person.
And their reaction is a good reminder for Christians.
For 2,000 years, governments all over the world have made being a Christian and sharing the gospel illegal, but Christians have laid down life and limb to break that law because our first allegiance is to the eternal kingdom.
Maybe it's time to remember our roots and unashamedly fight back in the only effective way there is, not with physical weapons, but with the gospel, which is the power of God unto salvation. (Romans 1:16)
Special thanks to Not the Bee user @ruralbob for the heads up about this story.
