Hell, Michigan, is one helluva town, especially around the Halloween season.

Now, Hell has no real mayor, but the self-proclaimed mayor, resident John Colone, says he's happy to share his title with anyone who rents his devil's lair, tiny home Airbnb. It's complete with goth decor, a hell-fire pit, and lots of gratis pumpkins for carving.

The $31/night fee will also include the honorary title "Mayor of Hell" for a full 24 hrs.

Wait, we thought Mayor de Blasio already held that title.

Oh well, guess there's plenty of hell on earth to go around these days.