Reuters is really blaming climate change for that lightning strike near the White House
ยท Aug 6, 2022 ยท NottheBee.com

Yes, this is a real article from Reuters.

Just look at that beaut of a headline:

So some people got struck by lightning, which has literally been happening as long as humans have been on this planet, and our very objective and very non-agenda-driven media felt it necessary to tell us that it happened because cLiMaTe ChAnGe. ๐Ÿฅด

Since they're really giving this a go, we might as well read the first few paragraphs...

OK one more...

Got that? Let's follow the Reuters logic:

  1. It was 5 degrees warmer that day than the average temperature. โœ…
  2. When it's warmer, lightning strikes more often. โœ…
  3. Even though we're not allowed to question climate change during record cold snaps, any day that it's a few degrees hotter than average is because of CLIMATE CHANGE! โœ…
  4. Don't think too hard about it or ask any questions you commoner. โœ…

Any questions??


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