You guys, this is a little ridiculous. Build-A-Bear is now selling a "RuPaul's Drag Race"-themed bear and it's right on the homepage when you visit their website.

Let's check the groomer meter, shall we?

 

 

 

Groomer alert activated!

Build-A-Bear might be hiding this exclusive crossdressing bear in their 18-and-older "Bear Cave" section, but we all know what's going on here.

Check out the homepage:

Nothing brings together Mother's Day and Easter quite like a drag queen Build-A-Bear!

Little Kaden, I feel bad for you because I know your progressive parents are ordering you one of these atrocious stuffies next time you have a birthday, or a transition party, or maybe for Juneteenth or something. And, unless you're a bigot, you'll enjoy the heck out of it!

Sick.

Okay, I clicked through the pop up that asked me if I was 18 and captured a screenshot for you so you didn't have to visit the site:

There are honestly adult humans who will buy this trash for their children. And I'm sure there are adult children who will purchase it for themselves, too. I don't care how much Build-A-Bear tries to argue that this is for adults only; I can see right through it.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna suggest that you go ahead and hide yo kids from the Build-A-Bear Workshop.