Today in our dystopia filled with deranged clowns, we bring you this insane story:
See how unamused the student looks in this picture? That's probably because our education system hasn't (by some miracle) rid him of common sense and a functioning prefrontal cortex.
A New Jersey student has said he is barred from taking classes at Rutgers University because he has not been vaccinated — even though he is only studying virtually from home.
This makes total sense if you believe COVID is the most deadly disease ever for all time, especially targets the young and healthy, and can transmit through computer screens.
But to believe such a thing you'd have to be clinically insane.
Logan Hollar, 22, told NJ.com that he largely ignored the school's COVID mandate "because all my classes were remote" from his Sandyston home, some 70 miles from Rutgers' campus in New Brunswick.
Have you ever met the 'Rona, Logan?? 70 MILES ISN'T ENOUGH TO PROTECT YOU OR YOUR CLASSMATES!
But he was locked out of his Rutgers email and related accounts when he went to pay his tuition at the end of last month — and was told that he needed to be vaccinated even though he has no plans to attend in person.
Hollar has now been forced to miss classes that started Sept. 1 — and has been warned it could be weeks before a decision is reached on his application for an exemption to the vaccine mandate, he said.
Because the administrators that run our centers of higher learning are about as wise and intelligent as a rabid squirrel, I think this guy has a 0% chance of getting an exemption.
"I'll probably have to transfer to a different university," Hollar told NJ.com, saying he knows of at least one other student in the same position.
"I find it concerning for the vaccine to be pushed by the university rather than my doctor," he told the outlet.
Obviously, this young man is an extremist who has no place in the halls of serious scholarship.
"If someone wants to be vaccinated, that's fine with me, but I don't think they should be pushed," he insisted [LIKE AN EXTREMIST], saying he doesn't "find COVID to be scary" [HOW DARE HE] because he is healthy and "not in an at-risk age group." [REEEEEE]
"I don't care if I have access to campus. I don't need to be there. They could ban me. I just want to be left alone," he said.
But Logan, don't you understand? These people will NEVER leave you alone. They can't. They are obsessed with controlling every minute aspect of your life until you admit that 2+2=5.
Case in point: Newsweek's headline and tweet about the story.
HOW DARE HE NOT BE AFRAID!!
Hollar's stepfather, Keith Williams — who has been vaccinated — told the outlet he is "dumbfounded" at Rutgers' stance.
"I believe in science, I believe in vaccines, but I am highly confident that COVID-19 and variants do not travel through computer monitors by taking online classes," Williams told NJ.com.
"He chose to remove himself from an on-campus experience so he would not need to be vaccinated," Williams said.
Can't you see how unreasonable this family is being? An older member of the family got vaxxed against a virus that overwhelmingly targets older individuals and the healthy college kid adjusted his entire life so that he could respect the wishes of his school while choosing what to do for his own health.
Someone needs to stop these dangerous levels of sanity and free thought!
Rutgers spokeswoman Dory Devlin had this to say:
She noted that Rutgers' policy differentiates between a "fully online degree-granting program" and "classes that are fully remote" but part of a course where other students are on campus, as in Hollar's case.
Devlin told the site that staff "continue to work" helping students apply for waiver requests for medical or religious reasons — while conceding they "should expect a two-to four-week turnaround, during which time they will not have access to university systems."
See? At least there's a bureaucratic process for the insanity. That makes it so much better.
To all you college students out there: I'm sorry. My parents had affordable education and personal freedom. I had unaffordable education, but still had freedom.
You seem to be paying an arm and a leg to participate in the Hunger Games.
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