If you'll excuse me, I have to go buy black face paint and move my family to San Francisco.

Fox News tells us the bill could eventually "grant each of the city's eligible Black residents up to $5 million in reparations."
There's just one problem...

Bro, you're promising black people something you don't have!
Seems to be the rule of thumb for Democrats!
The ordinance, which was passed by the Board of Supervisors earlier this month, was signed by Democrat Mayor Daniel Lurie two days before Christmas. It establishes the legal framework for the fund but does not allocate funds or guarantee payments. The fund can be financed with private donations, foundations and other non-city sources.
Any taxpayer-funded reparations payouts would require separate legislation, an identified funding source and mayoral approval. Lurie told Fox News Digital that no taxpayer money would be paid into the potential pot, given the city's $1 billion budget deficit.
Well, black people, they tried!
I guess I won't be purchasing that face paint after all.

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