I guess mentioning San Francisco in the headline was unnecessary; cuz where else would you expect a story like this to take place?

We've got the video (it's already blurred, thank The Lord) and it is SO Frisco.

Here it is: A San Francisco nudist saving a Brazilian tourist from a man with a blowtorch.

I know I said, "nudist saving Brazilian tourist from a man with a blowtorch," but I notice you're still surprised to see a nudist saving a Brazilian tourist from a man with a blowtorch.

Don't worry, that's perfectly normal.

A dude dressed like a pirate had a blowtorch, he tried to attack this guy, and then the naked dudes bow up and wail on the pirate while another bystander takes the blowtorch away. That's peak San Francisco right there!

The incident reportedly happened in the Castro district, a 'gay-friendly neighborhood.'

N*dists Pete Sferra and Lloyd Fishback jumped into action after a nearby coffee shop worker snatched the blowtorch away from the 'crazy kind of pirate guy.'

'My buddy Lloyd is a quiet, respectful guy. But he didn't waste any time and got the guy with a right hook,' said Sfarra. 38-year-old Zero Triball, who is known for causing problems in the area, was arrested.

'We just want to be seen as good contributing members of the community,' Sferra added.

San Francisco: The only place on earth where a naked dude strolling down the street in broad daylight can think of himself as a "contributing member of the community."

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