So the ground squirrel did his thing Sunday morning, and there's six more weeks of winter or whatever.
But I'm over here laughing at what must be one of the top "Not The Babylon Bee" stories of all time.
No joke! The Democratic National Committee has appointed the insufferable gun-control nerfherder to be the vice chair of their organization.
It's truly something to behold.
When Hogg said he wanted to run for DNC chair last month, I thought it was a hilarious joke, but then it actually happened.
Hogg says he's going to win back the youth - you know, because he's so hip and cool and can "walk the talk."
Since leftist activists only fail upwards, I can't wait to see what they put this guy in charge of next.
I'll leave ya with this.
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