I feel obligated to point out that you should feel badly if you find this at all amusing.
Okay, PSA is over, have at it.
Well, at least it's not political.
Oh, yeah, what was I thinking?
It's for charity, so that makes it okay, right?
(Scatological pun warning.)
Do you know what's crappier than a room full of litter boxes? Exes! Allow our cats to demonstrate your disgust for your ex with our smear campaign. For only a $10 donation, your ex's name will be written in one of our litter boxes โ waiting for our cats to literally ๐ฉ on them. Flame fizzled out? Catfished? Dumped? Our adoptable kitties have your back and will dump all over your ex. Cats can be spiteful creatures, and trust us, they are more than happy to take a #2 on your former #1.
They will leave the boxes out until right after Valentine's Day because of course they're going to do that.