You never saw it coming.
Yep, the kangaroo court created exclusively by a president's enemies decided said president should be criminally charged.
Who could have guessed?
BREAKING NEWS: People who tried to unseat President Trump from office for 4 long years are now recommending criminal proceedings that would prevent him from taking office again.
Here's the only part of the entire J6 Committee that I've watched because I'm too busy paying attention to important things like watching paint dry.
Dems, you way overplayed your hand. I'm not even out here stumping for Trump.
I'm just a regular American who really could care less about this multi-month national sobfest you're having over some grandmas who got mud on your desks while the rest of us are trying to figure out how to pay our crushing taxes and our crushing bills so we can maybe afford a Christmas present for our kids.