In the Canadian willywags, there is always something waiting to kill you.

If it can't get its hands on you, though, it'll happily settle for the food you left in your car:

In a bizarre early morning incident near Earls Cove, British Columbia, a black bear indulged in a soda-drinking spree, consuming 69 cans from a Jeep while the vehicle's owner, Sharon Rosel, watched helplessly.

Just imagine sitting there, watching as a bear drank nearly six dozen cans of pop.

That's an experience you're never going to forget. But then again the bear almost certainly won't forget it either.

Here's some harrowing footage of the heist:

That's the swagger of a stone-cold soda guzzler right there:

For real, though — and we're all wondering this, don't deny it — why did the lady have 69 freakin' cans of pop in her car?