I don't think I could have written a funnier headline if I tried.
Apparently, this is a real thing that happened!
(Boomers will have missed the "67" joke also embedded in that post 😉)
Like many stories, it's not big enough to make the news. We're talking about a gunshot inside the bathroom of a fried chicken restaurant here. There's also no concrete evidence that the group was Somali versus a gang of American, uh, "youths."
But either way, the "Somali kids" apparently tried to steal money from the tip jar on the way out the door.
Can you blame the Somali kids for honoring their cultural traditions??
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