Somali woman says being Somali “isn’t just eating bananas with rice,” but is like a “combination of bananas and rice” instead

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Joel Abbott

Jan 23, 2026

This is not satire.

Prepare yourselves.

Behold: The sage of our time.

I know you don't believe this clip of St. Paul resident Nasra Ahmed is real, so here is the link to Wednesday's press conference covered by Fox 9. She alleges that ICE kidnapped her for two days and she seems VERY traumatized.

Send this to your friends. Emphasize to them that this is not satire. This is not a new comedy show on NBC.

It's just America in 2026!


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