Christian nationalism is upon us! Or is it?
According to reports on X, tiny Jesus figurines have been popping up all over Capitol Hill, with no explanation as of yet where they came from or who is responsible.
The news was broken by Fox News reporter Liz Elkind:
Fortunately, like a true journalist, Elking provided photo evidence to support her reporting:
Another photo shows a figurine stationed outside Speaker of the House Mike Johnson's office:
Strangely, the appearances of the Jesus figures have not been limited to the U.S. Capitol building proper but have apparently spilled over into the nearby Cannon House Office Building:
But that's not all. A tiny Jesus was also discovered last November in the tunnel that leads to the Rayburn House Office Building:
All American citizens are advised to be on the lookout, as the little Jesus figurines have now been reported to be found in other states throughout the country:
All the Dispensationalist Baptists out there right now who aren't sure what chapter of Revelation we're currently on but are excited nonetheless:
Even Politico reporters are getting the Jesus figurines!
Here's hoping they can hunt down the person behind this mystery.
(Our money is on Ted Cruz.)
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