Spam just launched a nasty figgy-pudding flavor for Christmas but the song they made to go with it pushed me over the edge 😑
· Nov 20, 2022 ·

Figgy pudding-flavored Spam is now available to purchase through Walmart and Amazon, but the real question is, who is buying this???

I get that Frankenfoods are a big publicity stunt, but why would you combine two kind of gross foods into one extremely gross food? It makes no sense.

No one is exactly sure what Spam is, and the same goes for figgy pudding, so I guess that makes it a good combination in some bizarre way.

According to Spam:

SPAM® Figgy Pudding brings a blend of warm spices and seasonal ingredients that will be the star in many wintertime recipe favorites. With notes of cinnamon and nutmeg combined with fig and orange flavors, you'll taste true holiday comfort that will have you caroling all season long.

And if that description is not weird enough for you, don't worry, there's a song to go with it!

Spam released several recipes using the festive mystery meat, including a recipe for Spiced Dutch Baby Pancake with SPAM® Figgy Pudding and Cranberry Butter, and SPAM® Figgy Pudding Holiday Skewers.

I don't know about you, but I know what recipes I won't be trying this holiday season!


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