Who the heck needs caffeine when you have the raw energy of a 5'10" bald Jewish man giving the inspirational speech of a lifetime to encourage the good folks of Memphis?
It's Miller Time!
[Warning: Brief language]
... Making Memphis safer than any of you could possibly imagine ... We are about to provide you (police) an amount of support you cannot even imagine. This isn't just a task force, this is an all of government unlimited support operation. ATF, DEA, FBI, ICE, Department of War. Every resource we have.
They are going to clean up Memphis, which is one of the most dangerous cities in the U.S.
And they're not going to be sitting behind a desk, at a keyboard. We are sending in real cops, with guns and badges, to go out with you on the street every single night making arrests.
These are people who have taken down drug cartels, kingpins, the worst criminal offenders in the United States, standing with you should to shoulder to shoulder.
All we ask from you is to show up at roll call every single night with your brothers and sisters in the federal government and to go out and get the criminals off the street.
And if you do that, I pledge to you: We will liberate this city from the criminal element that has plagued it for generations!

I'm sorry, but where the heck has this kind of energy been among Republicans for the last 50 or so years??
This is not just a strategy shift. This is an attitude shift. We are not going to live in an environment anywhere where there is a street that belongs to a criminal, where there is a neighborhood that belongs to a gang. Where there is any physical space anywhere that belongs to anyone other than the law abiding citizens and families of Memphis.
The idea that there is a square inch of block in this city where a citizen doesn't feel safe is unacceptable. This is Memphis. This is the United States of America. And all that bulls--- is done! It's over! It's finished!

You know the gangbangers that you deal with, they think that they're ruthless, they have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough, they have no idea how tough we are. They think that they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are!

And we have the entire weight of the United States government behind us. What do they have? They have nothing behind them. So we are gonna win, they are gonna lose. We are gonna rescue Memphis.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but let's do it. LET'S SAVE MEMPHIS!

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