Supreme Leader Trudeau bans Canadians from buying or selling handguns, another exciting step toward a utopia like Soviet Russia, China, Cuba, and Venezuela!
ยท May 31, 2022 ยท NottheBee.com

Pour one out for our Canuck neighbors who are about two steps away from being rounded up for the gulags (not joking):

(Ugh his beta male, sing-songy voice is the worst.)

Think about the trajectory here.

  • Canada is quickly banning every type of weapon that Canadians could actually use to defend themselves from a dictator and military police. "You only need guns for hunting" was literally the excuse of the Soviets as they banned weapons for over 30 years until Jospeh Stalin came to power and rounded up 20 million of his own people for slaughter.
  • At the same time, the majority of Canadians are still complying with medical mandates and lockdown rules over a virus that posed extremely little risk to most healthy people two years ago, let alone the neutered sniffles it's become in recent months.
  • Those that didn't comply, including pastors, are still being arrested and prosecuted for the crime of worshipping God.
  • The government has banned "hate speech," including anything you might say online, including "deadnaming" or "misgendering" your own daughter if a state-appointed psychologist says she's actually a boy.
  • The government has then frozen the bank accounts of protesters who wanted to air their grievances against the government by the violent act of honking horns.

I mean this in the nicest way to our Canadian readers: Your country is donzo. I don't know what comes next, but the Land of the Great Maple Leaf is not going to last much longer before it morphs into its final communist form.

Daddy would be proud!

Seriously, how do you take the reins back at this point?

(Hint: It's gonna take a lot of Canadians who've had a lot of boating accidents)

Note that this law will also make it so that the government can remove guns from people it deems a "threat."

The legislation will also create new red flag laws that will allow courts to remove guns and suspend licenses for people who pose a threat to themselves or others. Magazines that hold more than five rounds will also be banned under the new laws.

This American is gonna buy an ultra-high-caliber assault weapon of war (one that looks extra scary) with extended high-capacity "clips" in the gruesome 9mm caliber (famous for blowing lungs out of bodies), then run a ton of ammo through it to honor the passing of the great nation of Canada!


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