There's savage, and then there's ticked-off-British-wit savage:
THAT HURTS.
There's a reason those Brits used to be a mighty empire, you know.
I may not want to live in under a waning empire that's evolving into a proto-woke surveillance state, but darn it all if the Brits can't hang civility and decorum over our heads. Their society might be turning into a circus alongside ours, but it's an orderly circus, dangit. Here, we're just descending into absolute madness.
Anyway, I would be remiss if I didn't point out that there's an entire half of America that refuses to venerate degenerate criminals like George Floyd and that we might just throw off the shackles of tyranny yet because our boys George Washington and Thomas Jefferson already kicked a king to the curb once and encouraged us to have lots and lots of guns!
(Also, we saved the UK twice in the last century, so you're welcome!)
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