Taliban terrorists decided to ride bumper cars with machine guns to celebrate their victory because we live in bizarro world
· Aug 17, 2021 · NottheBee.com

Even cutthroat murderers need a little fun from time to time, especially when they've just conquered an entire nation.

Look at them. There's nothing that says "mighty warrior" like riding in tiny cars meant for kids. At least they made sure to bring their Kalashnikovs with them!

They also took some time to go on the merry-go-round:

If you read the Arabic comments on this one, a lot of people are criticizing the Taliban for riding the carousel horses, pointing out that hardline Sunni Islamists like them believe such things are idols.

Oh, the terrorists also indulged themselves in the decadence of the infidel West by enjoying some quality time at the gym!

Gotta say, their form is an absolute travesty. The guys have no idea how to lift weights, just like they have no idea how to govern a country!

What a time to be alive.

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