So here's a real headline from The Atlantic:

That's courtesy of Babylon Bee EIC Kyle Mann, who shared a thought along with it...

Seriously tho.

I mean what earth? What is wrong with these people?

Here's the article. Go give it a read if you're in the mood for a dull headache.

I'll leave you with an actual quote from it:

I mean this quite literally. If you are worried about rapid, catastrophic changes to the planet's climate, then you must be worried about nuclear war. That is because, on top of killing tens of millions of people, even a relatively "minor" exchange of nuclear weapons would wreck the planet's climate in enormous and long-lasting ways.

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