The US Navy's official Twitter profile pic has a mighty eagle grasping a mighty anchor and wearing a mighty... mask?
· Apr 10, 2021 · NottheBee.com

No doubt our enemies tremble in fear at the mere sight of this formidable creature who fears nothing, not even death itself as you can clearly tell by the fact that he's only wearing one mask which everyone knows is kinda risky.

I decided to check the account myself and take my own screen shots the better to capture the full majesty of the symbolism.

Yep, there he is. Staring down our foes with steadfast determination, not unlike the carefully masked seaman behind him out on an open deck in the middle of the ocean because you never know when someone might sneeze.

On closer examination it looks like there might be some beak exposed, too.

It's like he's courting death.

That's not even an N95. What is he, suicidal?

Plus, it appears he really is only wearing one mask. There's a difference between bravery and foolhardiness, you know.

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