"Bee Minus." Get it?
That's right: Our coworkers over at The Babylon Bee are attempting to stay ahead of reality by launching a streaming platform with a whole bunch of comedy goodies.
I'm not going to tell you to sign up, because you already know it's a good idea. Why would I need to insult your intelligence?
More from The Bee for those of you who don't have your credit cards handy at the moment:
Why another streaming service? Because making great, funny sketches and shows is expensive. And we need you to help us make these things a reality.
What can you expect to receive as a subscriber?
Early & exclusive access to ad-free comedy sketches, shows, series, and more, including Woke Jesus, Satan's MasterClass, and the upcoming Californians Move to Texas Season 2.
That's not a joke! Season 2 is coming:
Subscribers will also get access to full-length films produced by The Bee, including their first satirical documentary, January 6: The Most Deadliest Day.
Plus, you get all the pre-existing benefits of a premium subscription, from an ad-free experience to the headline forum where you can join in the creative process.
The Bee has come a long way in the last nine years. What started as a funny project by Michigan webcomic artist Adam Ford quite literally shaped U.S. history and dealt a significant death blow to the Woke Mind Virus.
As you may have guessed from the raging debates over increasingly weird things on social media, there's a cultural shift happening. The woke media is dying. Regime "comedians" are becoming irrelevant. People are looking to fill a power void.
Even as reality continues to out-parody The Bee, we need quality voices like the God-fearing nerds at The Bee to tether us to timeless truths through comedy and wit.
But again, I don't need to insult your intelligence by explaining what you already know! 😉
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