Ugh, capitalism!

In Jeff Bezos' latest bid to exploit the working class, big bad evil terrible awful Amazon is now going to hire 33,000 AMERICANS at an average compensation of $150,000 PER YEAR.

Ahhhh, reprehensible! Robber-baron-run heartless corporation paying tens of thousands more workers a large salary that is actually three times the national average pay so they can support themselves and their families!

CORPORATE EXPLOITATION! LET US ORGANIZE AND PLACE ANOTHER GUILLOTINE OUTSIDE BEZOS' HOUSE! WORKERS UNITE!