Imagine simping for Karl Marx.

Marx's legacy is death. He is responsible, by conservative accounts, for well over 100 million souls being snuffed out due to his philosophies. His ideas destroyed nations like Russia. Billions remain enslaved in countries like China, North Korea, Cuba, and Venezuela at the hands of merciless dictators who have made themselves Marxist gods in his image.

Marx himself was a sick man who refused work or bathe. He had open sores on his body from not cleaning himself. He cheated on his wife and knocked up his housekeeper. Reports of his uncleanliness are legendary. Despite his cushy life, three of his kids died from malnutrition and two others committed suicide when they were older. He was profoundly antisemitic and racist. He managed to score a gig writing a few articles on Europe here and there for the New York Daily Tribune, but his pal Friedrich Engles often covered for him. Engles also paid for many of Marx's expenses so that the latter could pontificate about fixing the evils of the world by destroying family, fun, and enterprise.

There are few men as despicable or as deadly as Marx. Genghis Khan may have built an empire built on blood, but even his savagery could not have matched the abject suffering brought to the human race by Marx. Mohammed may have cut a broad swath through the Middle East and Asia with Islam, but even at the height of the Islamic Caliphate, there was not a man more deadly or influential to world history than this fat little smelly German.

His beliefs were taken up by the National Socialists of Germany (the Nazis), the Bolsheviks in Russia, and many other regimes that laid waste to their countrymen through famines, gulags, and killing fields. His philosophy is currently destroying America and the West, having been adopted by racial activists and sexual perverts to bring about social change.

Not only have his ideas caused suffering and death wherever they are spread, but they are wrong! His fundamental teachings on the economy, work, and the nature of man were so wrong that the smallest child could surpass him in thought.

So happy birthday, Karl Marx. You were an atheist who shook your fist at God and called religion the opium of the people, and your legacy is more death than any warlord or disease has ever accomplished.

140 years in hell is only the beginning.