Oh look! A bunch of super fit world-class athletes were barely affected by the #WorstVirusInHistory!

Who could have guessed???

Dr. Allen Sills, the NFL's Chief Medical Officer, said today that the NFL had just one hospitalization out of 7,000 players, coaches and staff.

The NFL did not identify that one person who was hospitalized, but it was apparently Vikings offensive lineman Dakota Dozier, who spent one night in the hospital in November. He recovered and returned to the field later in the season.

Oh no. He spent one night in the hospital and then recovered?

Again, scariest virus ever.

Of course, the NFL's 95% vaccination status helped tamper down the effects of the earlier-and-more-ugly Covid strains.

What's funny though is that the other 5% didn't die or even get hospitalized like I was promised.

In fact, it seems like the 'Rona isn't particularly lethal to young, massively fit people with no body fat. If only we'd known this since about April 2020.

Now if only there were a long list of athletes around the world who have been collapsing randomly on the ground with severe heart, lung, and neurological problems after getting the forced vaccines.

Oops. I forgot we're not supposed to talk about that!!!

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