The NFL spent 2 years and $800,000 preparing the grass used at the Super Bowl. Here’s how they did it.

"Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?"

Yes, $800,000.

Over two years.

This lawn gets better healthcare and grooming than 99% of the human race.

George is livin' the dream.

Well, maybe not:

One question tho...

The NFL has gone woke, but it'll still use a bazillion gallons of water to grow a field in the Arizona desert? 🤣